Despite the recent health scare with Salmonella, I have been eating a lot of peanuts. Is this hypocrisy based on my stance on Mad Cow and Red Meat? Yes. I have no excuse beyond I believe the recent issue is related to one “bad nut” and not a reflection of the Nut industry overall. I am Nuts About Nuts.
Not all nuts mind you, strictly salted roasted peanuts. Yes, that is pedestrian, but I love opening the shells and popping that salty crispy deliciousness into my mouth and chewing like the monster I am. I inherited the nut habit from my dad, who drives my Mom and Sister crazy every time he sits at the table or the couch eating nuts. For some bizarre reason, they have always felt like his nut eating was a personal attack on them. They are truly nutty. Dad always like filberts and the occasional almond or walnut when I was a kid. He loved to crack them and eat them by the pound. As he has gotten older he has evolved to the cashews from Costco, which he also eats by the pound.
I used to love pistachios and still go there when I am in California. The pistachio guy at the Marin Farmers Market has the best flavored pistachios in the world and I love to get 3 or 4 kinds and indulge. My favorite is always the spicy, the contrast between the salty burn and the meaty nut is amazing. I have flirted with Macadamia nuts wondering how they are so amazingly delicious and why they go so well with wine. Spent way too much money at Trader Joes buying bags of nuts and making “custom mixes” that last me for weeks. “But nothing, Nothing…Compares To You.” Prince.
One day as I was eating Peanuts at the kitchen table, and talking with Olivia, I realized I had no idea where Nuts Come from. I took the kids to the office and showed them Nut bushes on Wikipedia. I was amazed to discover they grow underground in a root like fashion. What I remember about Nuts as a kid is George Washington Carver http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver, He is an amazing Man and inspiration to me. Not just because he was an evangelist for Nuts as a cotton substitute, but because he persevered thru horrific times with his pride intact. And he is probably responsible for my Nut addiction today
The real deal is Hoody’s Salted Roasted Peanuts at Costco. Get them with the Shells on and annoy everyone who loves you. $5 gets you a huge bag of delicious fun (Note “I’ve Got 5 On It” referenced a different kind of bag and is not sold at Costco, if it was you can believe the song would have been “I’ve Got 500 on it”). You can take them to the football game or eat them at work as I do to clear out your nervous energy. Either way, they are currently my favorite snack. Nuts About Nuts.

